Chapter 105: Make a Glamorous Entrance
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Woof woof: Please spare me, hero!
Quack quack: Put me down, I can still fight…
Squeak squeak: I’m just a rabbit!
At this moment, three animals of different colors, species, and sizes hung from a sturdy tree—oh! And there was also a little ginseng spirit, bruised and battered from a beating!
Below the tree sat a figure wrapped tightly from head to toe, wearing a mask that made them look exceptionally mysterious.
“The master is them! Wandering the mountain, harassing the mountain flower, even tearing her clothes! When I confronted them, they actually tried to fight!” said a burly man with sharp horns on his head.
Woof woof: Don’t talk nonsense.
Quack quack: It was that rascal who fell and hurt himself while chasing us!
Little White: Sigh! Legs too short! Should have run faster!
“Oh? Is that so?” The masked man sat on a broken wooden stump, raising his voice sharply.
“My lord, these are not ordinary beings. You must defend me!” A slender woman stepped forward, tearfully pleading.
Quack quack: As if you all are human!
“Oh! Raise your heads!”
“Yes.”
“What the hell is this?” The masked man suddenly felt a wave of nausea.
It turned out that the mountain flower was a strange creature with a woman’s body but a man’s face!
“What’s wrong, my lord? Hmph, it must be you who upset him!” The one-eyed man turned his face and shouted.
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The three little ones, mouths and paws tied up!
Eek! Better not turn around.
“Poor mountain flower, being bullied like this! Boohoo,” wailed the man with long bull horns, sobbing uncontrollably. His secret crush was being tormented, absolutely intolerable!
Masked man: “...” Endure it—they’re just a bunch of mountain-dwelling creatures who’ve never seen the world.
No choice—after all, among all these monsters, only the mountain flower is female.
“Ahem! Then tell me, how shall I seek justice for you?” The masked man cleared his throat and rubbed his eyes hard—too much to handle!
“My lord, I want that chubby one!” The horned man spoke up.
“Huh? What would you want him for?” The masked man sipped water, remarking on the sweet taste of the mountain spring.
“I want him to have children!”
“Pfft—cough cough!” The masked man’s mouthful of water got stuck in his throat.
“Ah—the mountain flower, so you... like this!” The bull-horned man cried even harder. His goddess!?
“Hmph! Stay away from me!” The man-faced creature snorted, thinking of the phrase “cows eating peonies”—even peonies won’t be touched, better keep a distance!
Suddenly, the scene erupted in wails! Their goddess turned out to be like this!
“Ah—ahhh!” The one wailing even louder was the little ginseng spirit. Unexpectedly, despite keeping pure, it had slipped and was now being forced into marriage by an ugly woman. No—it refused!
But its refusal was useless; it was still carried away by the man-faced creature!
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“Ahhh! Brother Duck, Black Brother, Rabbit... Brother Rabbit, you must survive and come rescue me!” The little ginseng’s cries faded into the distance.
The three little ones, tied up tight, remained silent. “Brother Ginseng is innocent! Alas!”
“All right, stop crying! See? There are still three up in the tree. Consider them your reward! Angry, are you? Their brothers took your mountain flower. You know what to do!” The masked man rose and spoke quietly.
The three, tied by their hooves, felt a murderous aura radiating from a man enraged by the kidnapping of a woman.
Quack quack: What does this have to do with us, brothers?
Oh no! Wuwuwu!
And so—the horned man began plucking Duck’s feathers one by one.
Quack quack: “...” My beautiful, pure white feathers!!
“She likes me, she doesn’t like me, she likes me, she doesn’t like me...” The horned man muttered, pulling each feather with a word.
Masked man: “...” What kind of subordinates do I have!?
“Master, other species are approaching!” A man with a trumpet flower growing on his head reported.
“Oh? It’s been a while since we’ve played. The mountain is so dull—let’s meet them!” The masked man stretched lazily, a playful tone in his voice.
“Yes, I’ll arrange it immediately!”
“By the way! Make their entrance flashy.”
“Yes!”